Oprah’s interview with Lance Armstrong went really well (for all except Lance Armstrong, I suppose). I think so. The ratings think so. And apparently, so does Oprah.

In fact, she’s so proud of the interview, which aired last week on Oprah’s OWN (that’s the Oprah Winfrey Network, for the unitiated — or for those who can’t afford the deluxe cable package), that she was “bummed” to learn that the Edmonton hotel she stayed in recently didn’t provide the network to its guests, precluding the billionaire from watching the interview in reruns.

What are we to learn from this sad tale? First, if Oprah is so set on watching herself on a screen, she need only look in a mirror. Second, the hotel in question clearly doesn’t have Shaw for its cable provider.