In light of Donald Trump’s big “bombshell” announcement yesterday in which the reality-star real-estate mogul pledged US$5 million to U.S. President Barack Obama’s favourite charity if the Commander-in-Chief turned over all his personal records to Trump, funnyman Stephen Colbert made an offer of his own to the Apprentice boss.

In this clip, Colbert offers US$1 million from his super PAC to a charity of Trump’s choice if Trump let’s Colbert dip his…well, just watch.

“Nothing would make American happier,” declares Colbert to Trump, “than have something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it.