You knew it had to happen: former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen has weighed in on his one-time TV nephew’s recent comments after Angus T. Jones implored viewers not to watch the “filth” served up on Two and a Half Men.

Speaking with People magazine, the tiger-blooded Vatican-assassin warlock referenced the bizarre Heaven’s Gate cult suicides, likely referencing Jones’ association with the Forerunner Christian Church.

“With Angus’s Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed,” said Sheen.

Meanwhile, the first of what promises to be numerous online parodies has already hit the Web, courtesy of The Office’s Rainn Wilson and Craig Robinson, in which Wilson insists his character, Dwight Schrute, “is nothing,” asking viewers not to watch the show (although repeatedly mentioning the time slot, so we know exactly when not to watch it).