A few years back, a friend and I were kicking back at the Canadian National Exhibition (or ‘the C.N.E. as those in the know call it). You know, soaking in the food building, rides, and those skeezy game booths. So at one point (possibly while buzzed on funnel cake sugar), we ventured into their petting zoo farm-type dealie. And while staring at this goat (funnel cake sugar, remember?), we were hit with ‘the life-changing event.’ The furry little dude opened its mouth and made a sound. Specifically, one that defies description, even by a
massively-paid, award-winning writer like me. So I won’t even try.
Okay, screw that, I got it. The goat sounded like a human doing an impression of what he assumes a screaming goat sounds like.
Anyhoodle, here’s a supercut of goats yelling. You know, to prove I’m not insane.