One of the only issues with watching the Super Bowl in Canada is the lack of those big, flashy $4 million American ads. Don’t worry though, we’ve got you covered – here are the ads from Super Bowl XLVII that will probably generate more buzz than the game itself (update: nevermind, it’s the power outage that will generate more buzz than the game itself):

 

The Budweiser one with the Clydesdales that will tug at your heartstrings:

 

The Budweiser one with the goal light that I really, really want to buy:

 

The Best Buy one where Amy Poehler asks funny questions:

 

The Doritos one where a goat freaks out when he runs out of Doritos

 

The Doritos one with the fashionista daddies

 

The Kia one which lets us all know where babies come from:

 

The Volkswagen one where the guy gets happy:

 

The GoDaddy one with supermodel Bar Refaeli making out with a tech nerd:

 

The other, more clever GoDaddy ad, where a bunch of people around the world have the same idea for a website:

 

The BlackBerry ad that showed everything the Z10 can’t do, but not much of what it can:

 

The M&M one with the anthropomorphic candy that would do anything for love (except get eaten):

 

The Oreo one where everyone fights in the library (but have to stay quiet doing it):

 

The Toyota one where The Big Bang Theory‘s Kaley Cuoco grants wishes:

 

The Mercedes one with all the celebrities (the Kate Upton one that got all sorts of buzz but didn’t air is below as well:

 

The Samsung one with Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd (and the guy who plays Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad):

 

The Hyundai one where a bullied kid recruits tougher kids to play football against his foes:

 

The Hyundai one where there’s a whole bunch of crazy crap on the road:

 

The Audi one where an S6 gives a teen super-confidence on his prom night:

 

The pistachio one that features PSYm who at this point is well by his sell-by date:

 

The E*Trade one that proves that they’ll never, ever stop using that talking baby: