Sing along, to the tune of Bob Marley’s reggae classic Buffalo Soldier:

He was a trampoline bulldog
Jumping on trampolines, with some guy filming him
Said he was fighting to stay vertical, admission was a nickel
Was just a trampoline bulldog, win the war against gravity

Yes, few things are more inspiring than the tale of the trampoline bulldog. Be it the part about the jumping, the falling, the getting up, or heck, even the bouncing, this fleas-to-riches story will warm your heart and, more importantly, restore your faith in the seriously-underfunded field of canine gymnastics.