Little kids suck at basketball. How do I know this? Because I’m 40 years old and I suck at basketball. I also sucked at basketball when I was 35, 30, 25, 20, and 15. Put another way, I have never not sucked at basketball. As such, I refuse to believe that some puny half-pint tyke from the under-5 set could somehow dominate the game. They’re way too small (under four feet!), and everything from their cognitive abilities to motor skills and impulse control are still in the early stages of development. I’m in full possession of such faculties, yet my percentage from the free throw line is what the French refer to as “total crap.”
Anyhow, the kid in this video is clearly some sort of adorable genius prodigy outlier and I hate him.
