Full disclosure: I’m a total dog guy. Love ‘em. I love dogs more than I love you, your mom (and she’s a fetching woman), and the flag on which this fine country of ours was based. Dogs, not to put too fine a point on it, are the shizz, yo. Top drawer.

Additional disclosure: the title of this blog, ‘The Most Epic Dog Video In History,’ is not one I came up with. It’s from the original YouTube link. Normally I change that up when I blog about a video, ’cause, you know, I’m more clever than YouTube contributors (they know they’re dumb, don’t worry). But in this case, the title is pitch-perfect. This is indeed the most epic dog video in history: and history goes back a long way. Six thousand years if you’re a creationist, several billion if you’re not. Either way, that’s saying a lot. Anyhow, enjoy.