Never thought I'd say this, but YAY BOWLS! ...
This is the coolest bit of destruction you'll see all week... ...
Hey, it's the cycle of life, right? 'The Lion King' taught us that. ...
Think of it as Prozac and hand sanitizer all in one. ...
This guy wants to flip you off -- but you know, in a good way. ...
To paraphrase the wisdom of the Insane Clown Posse, "Freakin' magnets -- how do THEY work?" ...
Here be several parlour trick to make your friends a) look stupid, and b) hate you. ...
You think you're all THAT, egg yolk? You ain't NUTHIN'! ...