In past BreakTime blogs, I’ve expounded on the fact that outside the professional circuit, it’s mathematically impossible to find a skateboarder who’s actually good at his craft. Simply put, they always suck. There are, no doubt, many reasons for this. Skateboarding is hard, and thus requires hundreds of hours of practice to achieve even modest levels of competency. Also, skateboarders tend to be kinda dumb and lazy, with most of their free time (and it’s ALL free time when you’re a skateboarder!) centred on bongs, jalapeno poppers, and World of Warcraft.
Anyhow, here’s a guy named Matt Lane. I’d like to say he’s the exception to the above rule. He is not. Riddle time:
Q: What did the five concrete stairs say to the skateboarder?
A: You are terrible, Matt Lane. Just terrible.