Here’s the thing about skateboarders: they’re almost never, ever good. For every Tony Hawk, there are 1 million (conservative estimate) other board-heads out there who can’t complete a kickturn or stick a simple landing. Every day I pass a skate park on my way home from work, and you can bet your Green Day shirt 100% of the dudes are never not awful all the time.
Anyhow, I say this because the guy in the below video is just as sucky as everyone I just mentioned. What makes him view-worthy is the fact he’s sucky at a higher-than-normal altitude, thus compounding his inherent suckiness. So I guess that’s sort of an accomplishment or whatever. In a sucky way.








