If there was one lesson my dear grandpapa would always impart onto me, it was this: vehicles that aren’t boats tend to sink when placed on water. Wise words indeed, and certainly ones that are backed by anecdotal evidence and scientific method alike. Heck, we need look no further than Chappaquiddick to hit this point home. But here’s the thing: once in a while, an exception can emerge to counter even the most stringent of rules. In this case, the exception is a plucky remote-controlled car; one that doesn’t have time to study up on the finer points of physics, buoyancy, and simple water displacement. As such, the pond in this video is about to get owned. Or ‘pwned,’ as the kids say. Sucks to be you, pond. Sucks to be you.