We all like to think that when some nasty, scary thing is unexpectedly thrust upon us, we’ll man up and rise to the occasion. You know, where we muster up our inner John McClane from Die Hard and face the threat head on, cojones and dignity firmly intact.

Yes, we all like to think that. We also like to think we’re charming at dinner parties and that the Toronto Maple Leafs will eventually reclaim the Stanley Cup. But reality can be a harsh frenemy, as the young dude in this video is about to find out. To say he handles his good ol’ fashioned scaring with poise and composure would be a terrible disservice to the words ‘poise’ and ‘composure.’