So here’s how it all goes down. The Edinburg North Cougars attempt a 44-yard field goal. It doesn’t happen. Instead, Sharyland Rattlers player Sean Landez nabs the ball 9.9 yards into his own end zone — so deep he nearly falls out of bounds. Then he figures, “what the hell, maybe I’ll just run this sucker for 109.9 yards and score a touchdown.”
How’d he do it? Who knows. Maybe he indulged in an extra helping of Wheaties that morning. Maybe he was bitten by a radioactive gazelle and developed superhuman-like abilities. Maybe he read The Secret, then proceeded to place a diagram of this exact scenario on his visionboard. We may never know. But we do know this: the Edinburg North Cougars can suck it! Go Rattlers! Whooo!
