Like me, you probably have a vested interest in looking like a big-shot in front of hoity-toity neighbours, co-workers, and supermarket-browsing strangers. It’s human nature. And there’s no better way to make this happen than with wine. Why? Because it’s classy as all get-out, ya lunkheaded jabrone! Alas, like many classy things, wine doesn’t come cheap. Fortunately, some dude on the internet has the answer to your problems. In this taut 40-second video, he provides detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to crank out vino at home for literally pennies a glass! Bears noting that my man’s methodology is a tad, uh, unorthodox. But hey, questioning his approach ain’t gonna get you any closer to living the ritzy life of Mr. Nelson A. Rockafeller, whoever the hell he was. So put your faith in the process and let the grapes fly!
Post script: For the same dude’s helpful ‘how to’ instructions on dozens of other topics, check out his official YouTube page.