Hey look, it’s a monkey! Or an ape. Or a baboon or orangutan or something — what am I, a primatologist? Geez, get off my case. Anyhow, he lives in a Welsh zoo, and here’s a bit of monkey trivia: he doesn’t like living in a Welsh zoo. As such, he’s taken to communicating with one of the patrons. The goal: his immediate escape. And lest ye assume our simian pals aren’t forward planners, think again. This fella’s got a jailbreak strategy that’ll put Andy from The Shawshank Redemption to shame.