A man who claims to be the second coming of Jesus deliberately crashes his car into a black man because, in addition to being the second coming of Jesus, he’s also extremely racist.
So far, so strange.
But wait, it gets a lot stranger.
Two women come to the aid of the black man, who’s pinned against the truck. But Racist Jesus isn’t having any of that. He gets one of the women in a bear hug and refuses to let go.
Luckily, Racist Jesus had picked up a hitchhiker earlier, and that hitchhiker just happens to have a hatchet on him. The hitchhiker smashes Racist Jesus over the head with it three times and saves the woman’s life.
The hitchhiker, who also doesn’t appear to be 100% sane, recounts the bizarre ordeal in the below Fox News clip. Amazingly, no one was seriously hurt.