Datta Phuge is a 32-year-old millionaire from Pune, India. And unlike other millionaires out there, he don’t need no stinkin’ Ferrari or teeth whitening to impress da ladies. Instead, he’s opted for the subtler route: a solid gold shirt. Yep. 22 karats, to be exact. It weighs over seven pounds and features more than 14 thousand gold flowerings. Oh, and the buttons are Swarovski crystal of course, because hey, why the hell not? Anyhow, the whole thing costs $235,000, which is a small price to pay to look like a cross between a soccer trophy and a Best Picture Oscar. Says Phuge, “I know I am not the best looking man in the world, but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt.” Wise words from a man who chooses to sport a moustache un-ironically.
