Michelle Jenneke is an Australian hurdler. And in addition to regularly mopping the floor with her opponents, she’s also known for the cute, quirky warm-up dance she breaks out before each race.
You’d think Michelle’s funky moves would be the focus of the below video. Not so much. Keep your eyes on the dude on the left (he also makes an encore appearance at the end). Now we’re not saying he’s the world’s biggest d-bag, but we — actually, scratch that. This is exactly what we’re saying. He’s the world’s biggest d-bag.
Ah, but here’s the twist: he wasn’t even in the original video; mi amigo went all Industrial Light & Magic on us by inserting his cocky, gawking image into the background. Which means he’s only pretending to be the world’s biggest d-bag. So that, uh, doesn’t make him a d-bag at all, right?
Oh wait, I just checked. It does.