If there’s anyone out there who’s still alive, please pay close attention. There isn’t much time left.
You need to go to your local convenience store and stockpile as much Raid as possible.
Spiders have taken over Brazil. No one knows how they managed to spin such a vast, intricate network of webs without anyone noticing, but they did, and it’s only a matter of time before they make their way north.
Here’s some video of the critters in action. We can use it to study their tactics. Viva la resistance.