Some free advice for new parents: If you decide to take your baby to a public park, be sure to bring a cinderblock and some rope. Because if you don’t tie it to something heavy, an eagle might swoop down from the sky and fly away with it.

That’s a lesson that the parent in the below video had to learn the hard way. Luckily, the baby was too heavy (even without the added weight of a cinderblock), and the eagle only managed to fly a few feet.

Warning: The video contains some very appropriate NSFW language.

UPDATE: Parents, it looks like you can leave your cinderblocks at home. The video is probably a fake.