For most people, there’s nothing particularly noteworthy about the sight of a woman struggling to parallel park her car by the side of a busy road. It’s something that you see everyday without giving a second thought. But for drunk German sports fans used to boring 90-minute-long soccer games with 1-0 scores, it’s an epic, landmark occasion—a once-in-a-lifetime event even more exhilarating than walking on the moon or riding on the back of a unicorn.
In 2010, a woman attempted to parallel park her car just as a World Cup game was letting out. Here’s what happened:
Other things that drunk German soccer fans may find entertaining: doing taxes, sorting laundry, dropping a deck of cards on the floor and then picking them all up one at a time, visiting Rochester, New York.