As a Renaissance man world traveler, I’m no stranger to the intricacies of the London subway system (a.k.a. the Underground, a.k.a. the Tube). It’s easily the world’s most extensive and complex sub-level transportation network. And by that I mean it looks like a bunch of spaghetti splattered against a wall.
Although when all’s said and done, certain elements of London Tube travel are simpler than others. Purchasing a day-long pass at the automated kiosk? Easy. Making your way from Northwood Hills to Dagenham Heathway? Not so easy. Riding the escalator at Tottenham Court Road? Easy.
Oh wait, scratch that. It’s not so easy. Especially when you’re a drunk businessman. You know, like this guy.