Some Scandanavian dude came across a squirrel in his kitchen this week. Hey, it happens to the best of us. But instead of tipping his hat, apologizing, and quietly taking his leave, the furry little critter revealed his true self: a cunning, agile foe capable of myriad nefarious superpowers. Lighting-fast reflexes? Check. Wall-climbing abilities? Oh yeah. And let’s not gloss over the piece-de-resistance: the exit to end all exits (keen eyes will note that he emerged entirely unscathed).
Simply put, this squirrel wasn’t in Scandinavian dude’s kitchen — quite the opposite, my friend. If anyone owned that cooking space, it was our jacked-up rodent pal. Squirrely in da house, baby! Holla!
