So this is a boxing match. Or MMA. Or kickboxing or whatever. The point is, it’s all about two dudes beating the sauce out of each other in the manliest way possible. Fights such as this often involve some pretty hefty alpha male posturing. Which is fine and dandy on paper, but in practice, there are inherent risks associated with the “come at me, bro!”-style chest thumping. The main one being this: you’d sure as shootin’ better win, ’cause otherwise you’ll look like a complete tool. Exhibit A: this guy. Exhibits B through Z: this guy.