We can assure you this button-downed Fox 5 weather dude likely wasn’t expecting an on-air visit from the DARK KNIGHT himself. Few of us do. But as long as menacing low-pressure systems continue to hammer away at Gotham City, that’s just how things are gonna go down, hombre. And rest assured, the Caped Crusader’s green screen pointing abilities are bested by no man.
Today’s forecast: cloudy with a 100% chance of ARSE KICKING.
