Attractive Blonde Explains The Tenets Of Rocket Science To America

Attractive Blonde Explains The Tenets Of Rocket Science To America

She, uh, fails at this. Kind of a lot. …

Unearthed Clip Features Greatest Dialogue Ever Committed To Film

Unearthed Clip Features Greatest Dialogue Ever Committed To Film

There are nothing not ungood about this awesome, say I. …

The Force Is Strong In This Elevator Prank

The Force Is Strong In This Elevator Prank

This 3-minute video is more entertaining than all three ‘Star Wars’ prequels combined. …

Cat Doesn’t Want Your Stinkin’ Cooties!

Cat Doesn’t Want Your Stinkin’ Cooties!

Seriously, don’t kiss this cat. He will LOSE IT. …

D4NNY’s ‘Goodbye’ Is One For the Ages

D4NNY’s ‘Goodbye’ Is One For the Ages

D4NNY, as you’re about to discover, is an awful singer and an even worse lyricist …

Styrofoam Airplane Meets Its Maker

Styrofoam Airplane Meets Its Maker

So you know how airplanes are kinda like boomerangs when you think about it …

Chinese Man Claims to Have an Alien Stashed in His Freezer

Chinese Man Claims to Have an Alien Stashed in His Freezer

Real or fake? You decide (yeah, probably fake) …

‘Monkey Crossing Bridge’ Is Awesomely Shocking In Its Non Shockingness

‘Monkey Crossing Bridge’ Is Awesomely Shocking In Its Non Shockingness

I ain’t gonna oversell this: it’s a monkey crossing a bridge. …

He Just Wanted It More: Little Kid Steals Grown Woman’s Baseball

He Just Wanted It More: Little Kid Steals Grown Woman’s Baseball

Young Woman: “I can’t believe I’m getting a ball! This is amazing! This is incredible! This is going to make all those years living in Kansas City and cheering for the Royals worth it!!!” Little Kid: “Yoink!” Young Woman: “Awww.” (via Deadspin) …

Ay Caramba! It’s A Real-Life Moe’s Tavern!

Ay Caramba! It’s A Real-Life Moe’s Tavern!

I will never, ever stop drinking here. …