She, uh, fails at this. Kind of a lot. …
There are nothing not ungood about this awesome, say I. …
This 3-minute video is more entertaining than all three ‘Star Wars’ prequels combined. …
Seriously, don’t kiss this cat. He will LOSE IT. …
D4NNY, as you’re about to discover, is an awful singer and an even worse lyricist …
So you know how airplanes are kinda like boomerangs when you think about it …
Real or fake? You decide (yeah, probably fake) …
I ain’t gonna oversell this: it’s a monkey crossing a bridge. …
Young Woman: “I can’t believe I’m getting a ball! This is amazing! This is incredible! This is going to make all those years living in Kansas City and cheering for the Royals worth it!!!” Little Kid: “Yoink!” Young Woman: “Awww.” (via Deadspin) …
I will never, ever stop drinking here. …
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